Black Sabbath Puns

A list of puns related to "Black Sabbath"

What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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👤︎ u/1_0
📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.

We are now a heavy metal church.

We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.

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👤︎ u/Cruckel2687
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've been torturing my daughter, vol. 4

The fourth album is often the best.

Credit to the original submitters. Thanks for keeping me funny, dads.

EDIT: Black Sabbath, Paranoid, Master of Reality

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👤︎ u/geoffevans
📅︎ May 25 2017
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For some reason black Friday continues for the rest of the week, i guess that makes today

Black Sabbath

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👤︎ u/evilhomers
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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