Metallica pun that took until the third person to get the response I wanted.
Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!
And call it "Nothing else Mattress"
I told my friend I was a big fan of Metallica.
He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
Because it isn't a fan
I'm surprised Metallica hasn't been on Sesame Street,
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
How did Metallica get such a heavy metal sound?
It was their lead guitar
I started listening to Metallica a few days ago, and guess what.
Nothing else matters anymore. Sad, but true.
Many windmills were spotted at the Metallica concert...
...because they are huge metal fans.
If Metallica went to the Jim Henson school of Arts and Media...
Would they graduate with a Master of Puppets?
(Kudos to my brother for this one.)
My fiance told me "Metallica has a concert in January" and I said " They're on the road again?"
An actual conversation with work friends
We’re sitting in the chill out area at work and there’s an old Metallica guitar Tab book near us.
One of the girls says “That book smells like the 90’s”.
A guy laughs and says “What does the 90’s smell like?”
I say “Teen Spirit!”
You can't run through a camp site...
You can only ran, cause it's past tents
Metallica has never been on Sesame Street.
Master of Puppets my ass...
