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Van Halen Puns

A list of puns related to "Van Halen"

Van Halen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersephoneIsNotHome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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If Van Halen opened up a soup kitchen...

It should be named David Lee Broth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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I think Eddie Van Halen would be a very trustworthy pope.

Who wouldn't trust a pope that's had a run-in with the devil?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeNewell1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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A really " rockin' " pun.

If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JManRomania
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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David Lee Roth dadjoked Ted Templeman

In the song "Unchained" by Van Halen...

Dave: "Hey man, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do!"
Ted: "Come on Dave, gimme a break."
Dave: "Hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!"

Video: http://youtu.be/xx86CxKYtg0?t=2m19s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRKillShot
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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