I asked my son if he had heard of Eddie Van Halen

he said "hmm, he rings a bell"

and I said "No, he played guitar"

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đŸ‘¤ī¸Ž u/kame-leon
đŸ“…ī¸Ž Oct 21 2020
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I think Eddie Van Halen would be a very trustworthy pope.

Who wouldn't trust a pope that's had a run-in with the devil?

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đŸ‘¤ī¸Ž u/GabeNewell1337
đŸ“…ī¸Ž Jul 10 2018
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A really " rockin' " pun.

If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.

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đŸ‘¤ī¸Ž u/JManRomania
đŸ“…ī¸Ž Sep 23 2013
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