If Van Halen opened up a soup kitchen...
It should be named David Lee Broth
I think Eddie Van Halen would be a very trustworthy pope.
Who wouldn't trust a pope that's had a run-in with the devil?
A really " rockin' " pun.
If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.
David Lee Roth dadjoked Ted Templeman
In the song "Unchained" by Van Halen...
Dave: "Hey man, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do!"
Ted: "Come on Dave, gimme a break."
Dave: "Hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!"
Video: http://youtu.be/xx86CxKYtg0?t=2m19s
