Dad working on car: “give me that thingamajig...the doohickey” Daughter: “SCOOBY DOO didn’t GIVE ME A HICKEY”
Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to put it in words so it sucks.
Ruh-Roll
Rut Road
A meddle-detector
The Gang is
Damn those pesky skids!
They make it very clear in every episode that they’re Medellín kids.
He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
Scooby Do
Scooby Diver
They’re waiting for their turn
Roverdose
The people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Doo.
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
I think to myself, what would scooby doo?
Scooby diving.
"Just remember: whenever you're in a tight spot and don't know what to do, ask yourself: What Would Scooby Doo?" I groaned loudly in response and he giggled to himself for a good 3 minutes.
But people from Abu Dhabi doo..
I told her good idea, we can cover more ground that way.
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
