The shoes he brought were indeed comfy. But I can't get over the fact that I was moc-ed.
Antique
But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn
Hours
Wah-Wah
Wah-tah
...but I can do it with my eyes closed...
In Io-Wah
"Are you excited to color eggs?"
"I guess you could say I was egg-cited! Wah-wah-WAAAAAH!"
Friend 1: Whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Me: What?
Friend 2: WAH-TAH!
"So you're the new imitate, huh?" "Don't you mean inmate?" "Wah, wah, don't you mean inmate wah wah"
Auto-Wah.
What did baby Orca's parents say when she brought home straight A's on her report card? (Smh lol) . . . . . . . . . . . . "Whale done"
Wa wa wah wahhhhhhh
Happy Friday team!
My band had a performance yesterday. We have three saxophone players. One of plays only Alto saxophone, one of them alternates between playing Alto, Tenor and Baritone saxophone and the last plays both Tenor and Baritone saxophone.
The second two kept swapping each other's instruments or one of the other saxophones they had in the background. So at one point we had to wait for them to change while the rest of us were all ready to start playing the next song.
So, trying to make it less awkward for the audience I turn to them and I says 'I'm sorry, they're just playing ... Musical Instruments'
There was a collective groan/laugh from the audience and the drummer went ba-dum-tish And the trumpeter gave me a little wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah
I'm still giggling about it.
So I just got back from a run, and must have eaten something earlier, because as soon as I came inside, I ripped a really loud, nasty fart. I jokingly blamed it on her, and she laughed a bit until she smelled it. As she was busy plugging her nose I lay this on her.
Me: Well you know what they say, the one that smelt it is the one that dealt it. Her: That's not funny, I know it was you, that saying doesn't make any sense right now. Me: I think it makes a lot of scents. Wah-waaah..
WAH-TAH!
