So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of teaching dinner table etiquettes to Luke

Luke: eating with his hands

Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...

...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper

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What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?

"That's no moo".

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear that the new Obi-Wan show from D+ isn't going to have Liam Neeson in it?

Apparently his role was taken.

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What kind of car does Obi Wan Kenobi drive?

A ToYoda

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?

These aren’t the β€˜rhoids you’re looking for.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodsOwnTypo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?

Your thots will betray you.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.

Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.

Anakin: Okay...and?

Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?

Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"

Obi-wan: The high ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellow_flash_12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Canada wan't originally supposed to have a C in it's name

But then they wanted anada letter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuck_-_-_norris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?

Obi-Two.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?

Obi-Two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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Im happy with this wan
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Obi wan never told you who killed your father

Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry

Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?

Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt

Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?

No, he Kenobi.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?

Obi Wan

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?

Use the fork Luke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sluskilusk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

"Use the fork Luke"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?

Use the forks, Luke.

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