If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
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︎ May 05 2021
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Obi-Wan Kenobi is tired of teaching dinner table etiquettes to Luke
Luke: eating with his hands
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he heard the cow bark?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Did you hear that the new Obi-Wan show from D+ isn't going to have Liam Neeson in it?
Apparently his role was taken.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What kind of car does Obi Wan Kenobi drive?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the imperial proctologist?
These arenβt the βrhoids youβre looking for.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables
So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he was dating morally questionable women?
Your thots will betray you.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Obi wan and Anakin meet at a force ghost party.
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What did obi-wan say when Anakin asked him "what's up?"
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Canada wan't originally supposed to have a C in it's name
But then they wanted anada letter
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What's the name of the brother of Obi-Wan?
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Who is Obi-Wan's twin brother?
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︎ Sep 02 2019
When your dick friend Obi-Wan drags you into his suicide with his eyes
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Why couldn't Luke, Han, Chewie and Obi Wan find Leia's home planet?
They were looking in Alderaan places
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Im happy with this wan
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︎ Jun 29 2018
Obi wan never told you who killed your father
Luke: he told me enough. I'm angry
Vader: Hi angry, I'm dad
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Wan(Na) Hear a Salt Joke?
Me, talking about these premade breakfast sandwhiches I just ate: I think i just ate 2 days worth of salt
Gf: but it was worth it because they were So Dium good
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︎ Mar 07 2016
Can Obi Wan be turned to the dark side?
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︎ Mar 13 2018
What was the result of the Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul battle?
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︎ Aug 30 2016
Obi-Wan is tired of teaching Luke dinner table manners
Luke: eating with hands, spilling dinner everywhere
Obi-Wan: Use the fork, Luke
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when he started eating with his hands?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the dinner table?
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