Yee haw
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Cowboys say yee-haw,

But ninjas say hee-yaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewilsey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?

Reintarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splopest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do cowboys use to move from state to state?

Yee-Hauls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmDrakesEyebrows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a southern terrorist?

Yee-hawdist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What is it called when you die and are born again as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkyrie1500
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?

With saddle lights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I’m not a dad but here’s my best shot.

What does a depressed cowboy say?

Yee-nah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BulbaFriend2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Stephen Hawking was from the UK

But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdventClobe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What did the cowboy say when he was reborn?

What incarnation?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What happens to cowboys when they get food poisoning?

They get dire yee-haw.

Source: I have food poisoning and am dying. The dehydration has led my mind to some cowboy related place I guess. Also dire hee-haw works better but I don't know anything about what cowboys say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightxspeed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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How do you restrain a mentally ill country singer?

Use a George Strait jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Kanye West?

Yes, and I can also East and South

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lion_OBrian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What’s Kanye West’s Favorite Holiday?

Yee-ster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolaceAnimosity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Dad joke from my law professor today

We were discussing Wong Sun v. U.s., and the defendants in that case included memorable names such as Johnny Yee, Hom Way, and Wong Son. After an inspired lecture, the professor concluded with

Professor: So let this be a lesson to you all, if you're in engaged in crime... you'll be putting yourself in Hom's Way

*commence class wide groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Pizza_Puncher
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