It was counter intuitive.
Brace yourself
The tailor says "Suit yourself"
A handy-lion
Last week I caught someone trying to steal a light bulb! When I asked them if they needed help the person quickly shoved the bulb into their mouth and muttered. "Nah mate just looking for a light snack!" and walked off.
It was made from scratch.
my whole family was completely shocked when I rewired the house!
A self kelp book
They'll steal pieces of gate.
Nope, this Biro won't work on metal, I need to get my felt tip... Which is different from getting my tip felt.
"The name's bond.... Uni BOND"
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
A Mumble-bee. I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
He just laughed and asked: "DIY?"
It was a waist of time.
when he began to sob into his keyboard. I went over to ask him what was wrong and he told me that despite lurking for years he still couldn't build up enough confidence to ask DIY how to build a fence.
Disappointed I could only say, "Well son, you can't start to build a fence if you can't even create a post."
The other day I was at a DIY shop, buying various tools for around the house. In my basket was a hammer, and when it travelled along the conveyor belt and reached the checkout girl I shouted 'Stop!'.
She just looked at me blankly, and I was too embarrassed to finish the joke.
