A man came in my tech repair shop complaining his nail had damaged his windows laptop and was concerned it wouldn't work anymore
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I frantically rushed to the computer service center to repair my storage device before it died
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Shoe Repair
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Repair shop with a sense of humor
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician
they're really moving up in the company.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why did the elevator repair tech want to get a new job?
He was tired of all the ups and downs.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I really like our local computer repair technician
Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My wife thought I couldnt repair our garden bench.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.
I wasnβt making remotely enough.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Puns in shoe repair ad
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︎ Nov 24 2019
From a repair shop's yard
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︎ Sep 28 2019
At are auto repair shop we had a dog once drink a whole pan of gas. Dog ran, ran as fast as youβd ever see and then just stopped and fell to the floor.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Don't try to repair a broken pen.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What do you have to do to become a member of the Golf Equipment Repair Association?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
There was an accident in the Paleontology section of a Natural History Museum where multiple dinosaur skeletons collapsed and were broken beyond repair. The directors of the museum were concerned that visitors wouldn't visit that section anymore ...
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
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︎ Jul 22 2019
When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair
It would be called Operation Pot Holes
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?
Because they donβt like it all denty.
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︎ Aug 23 2019
I worked at a vacuum repair shop
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︎ Sep 25 2019
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his Job in Road Repair
But when I got home all the signs were there.
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︎ May 29 2019
Reddit doesn't like fence repair jokes
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︎ Jul 31 2019
She's beyond repair..
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said, βNo. I canβt deal with high maintenance women.β
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︎ May 23 2019
The repair shop didn't let me know when my car was fixed...
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Air conditioning repair man said he couldn't make it out today.
I said "it would be alot cooler if you did."
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︎ Jul 25 2019
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Sweaty road repair crew in Warsaw:
Hot Poles filling pot holes.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
My car broke down, so I said, "Siri, search for car repair"
Stupid Siri seems to think I want AutoCorrect :-/
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︎ Jun 10 2019
A buddy of minp e said he would help me out on some repairs to a house.
He asked to borrow my cordless drill.When I handed it to him I said,"be gentle with him."He said"I will" I said,"I wasn't talking to you."
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︎ Jun 23 2019
How do collision repair shops meet new customers?
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︎ Aug 24 2018
I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...
It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.
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︎ Nov 03 2018
A new roof is always the cheapest home home repair.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
My wife thought I should repair the holes in my old socks.
But they aren't worth a darn.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
I took my mom to the computer hardware repair store.
It didn't take much time to make my mother bored.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
During summer, I told my air conditioning repair guy.
Sorry it's a little hot today. Our air conditioner is broken right now.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Did you hear about the dog that repairs speakers?
He specializes in woofers!
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︎ Jan 22 2019
On Call Landscape Repair...
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︎ Aug 05 2018
I will repair your broken air guitars for free!
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︎ Sep 07 2017
Shoe Repair
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︎ Feb 10 2015
I will repair your tire...
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︎ Nov 11 2018
Me and my dad walked into a clock repair store today smelt something funny asked my dad what that smell was.
"Smells like a waste of time"
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︎ Oct 21 2018
I was going to start an airplane repair business
But Iβm not a good mechanic, so it never took off.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
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︎ Mar 04 2016
Auto Repair Shop Is Very Punny
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︎ Jun 24 2016
Overwatch pun: What do you call a blue-skinned sniper who repairs glass?
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︎ Jun 28 2016
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
Iβve heard nothing since
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︎ Sep 03 2019
3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair
I've heard nothing since.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Three weeks ago i sent my hearing aids im for repair:
I've heard nothing since.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
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