My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code

I said please don't dash dot!

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelticGaelic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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When I was a kid, I really wanted to learn Morse Code

...my hopes were dashed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yitzilitt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Found this in my feed today, apparently Dad is a fan of Morse code.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehWez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha012_GD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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How did people apologize back in the day?

Through re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatFunkyWhiteBoy
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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Tap dancing, as an art form, never really spoke to me...

...until I learned Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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