Umlaut Puns

A list of puns related to "Umlaut"

I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.

So close, yet sofa.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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What’s the German word for revenge?

A Reichening

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👤︎ u/MCready419
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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What do get when you cook häm, ëgg and chëëse ?

An Umlaut....

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👤︎ u/buggaboobooy
📅︎ May 16 2019
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