My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code
I said please don't dash dot!
I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
"woof" guy replies
What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
Remorse Code.
When I was a kid, I really wanted to learn Morse Code
...my hopes were dashed
Found this in my feed today, apparently Dad is a fan of Morse code.
How do you address a morose morse wordsmith?
Daw, pundit.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign language
My friend was very excited that he passed his ham radio exam first try...
He had no reMorse.
My dad once looked at me and blinked really fast. I said “what are you doing?” He said “I’m iMessaging you.”
My dad kept insisting Steve Jobs invented a revolutionary way to communicate with people by blinking at them.
In all fairness, he did invent the eye-phone with Jonny Eyeves.
And face-time.
So I bought a telegraph machine. And then I bought a second telegraph machine.
Now I'm feeling some reMorse.
When you mess up a coded message and have to send it again
Re morse
How did people apologize back in the day?
Through re-morse code
Tap dancing, as an art form, never really spoke to me...
...until I learned Morse code.
What was Beethoven's favorite city in England?
LONDON-DUN-DUNNNN!
I wrote an apology in morse code
I call it the remorse code
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code!
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-morse code.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
