A list of puns related to "Shepard"
I herd you.
A sheep-skate.
The Shepard replies: Fuck what you heard.
He wasn't too happy about it.
“Ya herd???”
I've herd a few
Up a Shepard’s leg...
SHUT THE FLOCK UP!
Mom: I wonder what it would be like to live in Alan Shepard's house. Dad: I hear the family that lives there is really spacey.
He was a shepard's pie
"What kind is it?" she asked.
"A Dutch Shepard", the owner replied...
"Obviously", I replied. "You can see the Two Lips..."
A coworker of mine has said the same joke around 5 times atthe end of the day.
what did the shepard say to the other sheperd? Get flock out of here.
I responded with what did the soup tell the spoon? Get the fork out of here.
So i am asking you guys for similar jokes to say at the end of the day. Those two jokes over two weeks now have become boring.
So my wife and I are house/petsitting for some friends of ours. They have two cats, and a ten month old German Shepard. Being ten months old, the puppy is still a little rowdy. Tonite, after we took him for a walk, we let him kind of hang out in the house.
He still wanted to play, and jammed his elephant toy in my wife's face as she sat on the couch crocheting. She pulled back and he jammed it into her chest, then released and bit down to get a better grip on the toy.
In doing so he just clipped my wife's ahem nipple. She immediately pushed the dog away and grabbed the affected area. I stood up to help, somehow, and asked her if she was okay.
She looked me straight in the eye and said "Yeah, it's just a little nip." I couldn't be more proud.
I could have made a Commander Shepard deck.
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