Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans

But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E

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Why do they call it alimony?

Most of it is Steve McQueen and Robert Evans money.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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I don't think I'd make a great host in WestWorld...

But Evan Rachel Wood

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My dad walked into Home Depot to get some containers...

An employee walks up and asks him if he needs any help. Dad responds with "Unless you're going to pack the stuff at home away for me, not really!" The employee lets him know that the best container is the dumpster. "If you haven't used it in a year and don't miss it, throw it away." Dad looks to his fiance and says, "Evan! All he does is show up for breaks, drink my beer and eat my food, and then leaves! He was gone all last year and I didn't miss him!"

I am Evan.

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