DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Business has been Brisk, baby!
Because they’re living
It was a brief case.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
So I moved 6 miles away.
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar...
And a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...
The difference is staggering!
It was a soundboard
That's why it feels so good to fart.
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
He makes cultured pearls.
I'm a registered sax offender.
This is why they say "Hail, Satan"
From my perspective, and it's not going to be a popular one, but it would have to be the Monaco Grand Prix
It will be called, Tailor Swift.
I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole
I'm moving!
I lost 10 pounds
It’s all about the inner view.
EDIT: I am now closing applications and will make a decision in the next day or so. Thank you to everybody who applied - the general enthusiasm and support is wonderful to see.
( as this is a self post, I receive no karma - however I would appreciate it if you upvoted purely for visibility <3 )
Hey everybody,
The /r/dadjokes community is now over 85,000 subscribers strong. That's pretty great. Pretty super great.
Thus far, over the entire existence of this sub, I have been the only mod. Quietly watching, taking your feedback, removing a post here, approving another there - doing my best not to interfere too much. I'm going to be honest, it hasn't been that hard.
You lot are generally a pretty nice bunch, give or take a few of the more vocal lunatics. There isn't usually a lot of work to be done, or issues that need resolving.
That said, I'm not awake all the time. I can't lurk on Reddit all the time. I don't have all-seeing eyes.
So it's about time I gave another pair of eyes moderator status and entrusted those eyes with a duty of care.
Let's get down to the chase; here's what I'm looking for in an additional mod:
- You live in a very different timezone to Syd, AU - GMT+10
- You have a good sense of humour
- You're not in this purely to grow your 'net rep
- You're interested in being fair, and maintaining fairness
- You maintain civility in yourself and your responses at all times
- You have a bit of time every day to go through reports, spam, and post comments
- You understand that your moderatorship will initially be a trial, and can be revoked at any time if you aren't being magical and rad
- Some general CSS/subreddit formatting knowledge wouldn't go astray, but is not required
Here's what I am not looking for:
- Strong, cemented opinions about what constitutes a dad joke and what doesn't - everybody's dad and humour is different
- An overzealous post remover - I am not looking for an enforcer, the title moderator implies moderation
- A(nother) dictator - it is my preference that this subreddit be gently guided, and not forcibly ruled, we let the community find itself and we listen to what they say
If you wish to apply for the title and duty of being a moderator to /r/dadjokes, simply state your case (why you should be selected, what benefits or experience you bring, etc) in a comment reply to this thread. I will then get in touch with the most worthy seeming applicants. Upvotes and downvites will not be taken int
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... my fiancée said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"
Its a wonder she's marrying me.
You need to allow some wiggle room.
Because it takes Juan to know Juan.
Today, I went out to lunch with some fellas from my office, Dave and Mike.
We all opted for the "beer and sandwich deal": any beer < $6 and any sandwich from the lunch menu for $10. Can't beat that in Hoboken, NJ.
One of my coworkers ordered a Sam Adams something-or-other and our bouncy little waitress pranced off to fetch our beverages. When the waitress returned with our potables she placed a beer, amber in color, 1/2" or so foamy head, in front of my coworker and said:
"Sam?"
To which I immediately announced "No, that's Dave."
Laughs were had all around. I cringed at myself but I couldn't help it.
Then you'll be sorry you tossed out all of your grandparents polka music.
The turtle that was swimming there swam away, frightened. Guess he was shell shocked.
Because you'd have to pay selfies… er, cell fees, if you do.
....but I just don't have the time to do it.
They are calling it Tailor Swift.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
It was a brief case.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
