What’s the difference between in-laws & out-laws?
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
An actual conversation between my wife and my son yesterday.
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own laundry but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my laundry."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own laundry going forward.
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
A lot of people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology.
I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile
Timing...one will see you later and one will see you in just a little while.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What do you call a relationship between two Jedi?
What’s the difference between Jelly and Jam?
I’ve never jelly’d my finger in a door before
A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.
What's the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes?
Prokaryotes are delivery drivers, eukaryotes are when you pick the food up yourself.
What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
You can't make a vitamin.
What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken
What is the resemblance between canon and cannon?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a mother in law
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didnt beat cancer
Edit: difference between ME and cancer
What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?
Dating between carbon descendants
What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt, Disney
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
Relationships between hockey 🏒 players and figure skaters are always doomed to failure.
No one is willing to break the ice.
What is the difference between a teepee and George Michael’s toupee?
One’s a wigwam, one’s a Wham! wig.
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman!
No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins
I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.
The difference between your opinion and coffee is....
My son asked me why is there space between earth and stars?
Because earthandstars is hard to read.
What's the difference between a Rabbit and a Hare?
One is hare-ier than the other!
What is the difference between a house of toddlers and a zoo?
I can't think anymore. Please send help.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy one is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between being here and being there?
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later. The other will see you after while
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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