Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
If you need to find the longest side of a moose
If the Scottish and the Irish went to war, no matter the victor, both sides would have kilt it.
2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Which side of a dog has the most hair/fur?
On which side does a tiger have the most stripes?
What's the furriest side of a dog?
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side...
The punny side of r/antimeme
I just saw two birds flying side by side into the courthouse.
I think they’re called “paraleagles.”
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
Dinner side dish
My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.
This guy was driving on the left side of the road
He just didn't choose the right thing
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of it's ships ?
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
My wife told me to be more in touch with with my feminine side....
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because there’s more ducks on that side
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