Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, β€œok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: β€œsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDisneyDork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?

There's more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0cora86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What's the furriest side of a dog?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie

It scared my wife pretty bad.

I assured her he’s all right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBear1718
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.

My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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On which side does the sheep have most wool?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tea-rrific
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.

I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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The punny side of r/antimeme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more birds on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuckie_Thunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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This guy was driving on the left side of the road

He just didn't choose the right thing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youse_tobail32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.

Now they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SynchronizeHS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?

Urine big trouble mister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanPhoebs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?

He is alright now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohan20201234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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All jokes a side
                                                                 All jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...

Will Curl Up And Dye For You

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...

...but I occidentally parked on the west

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiochemBeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_Vader26
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?

It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turb0charg3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice

Orzo it seems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side

So I crashed my car

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road

It went off without a hitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.

He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSideDweller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?

~Nyaan~ bread

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Ill see myself out now πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanguis_Luppi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"

Allied"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitman07435
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?

Because hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....

I’ll make you an offer I can’t understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLukas71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestWest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?

More ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?

he’s all right now

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?

Because there’s more ducks on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanpatrick2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artofmuziq88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoenixrejoicez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

So when they come in they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thee-lorax-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why does the Norwegian Navy all have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So you can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlothsRevenge622
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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