Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, βok sir, and which side?β
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iβll take the right side.
Cashier: βsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.β
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 16 2020
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What's the furriest side of a dog?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her heβs all right.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
On which side does the sheep have most wool?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I ran out of gas on the side of the road. Along comes a swarm of bees.
I was confused, but they seemed friendly. I told them what was going on, and they said: open the gas cap. One by one, each bee flew into the tank, and to my astonishment the gas gage went from empty to full. The bees said: start the car. So, I did and it ran. I asked them: what did you put in the tank? Bee pee.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
The punny side of r/antimeme
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︎ Aug 24 2020
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
This guy was driving on the left side of the road
He just didn't choose the right thing
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
All jokes a side
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I was supposed to park on the east side of the lot...
...but I occidentally parked on the west
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why does Norway and Swedenβs navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Canβt take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why does Norway have bar codes on the sides of their military ships?
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
So the other day I ordered some Kung Pao chicken, but I think it came with a side of pasta instead of rice
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︎ Nov 09 2020
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Without anything to secure it, and unbeknownst to the driver, the trailer careened off the side of the road
It went off without a hitch
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
germans:" i thought we were a team, why did you switch sides?" italians:"
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why did the guy who voted for Trump in 2016 switch sides this time?
Because hindsight is 2020.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
When people ask about my heritage, I tell them there is an unfortunate side effect of my mother being Italian and my father being Polish ....
Iβll make you an offer I canβt understand.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?
Because thereβs more ducks on that side
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
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Why does the Norwegian Navy all have barcodes on the side of their ships?
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