I was playing among us and someone accused me that i was impostor
I just need to vent about it for a bit
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
thereβs an impasta among us
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Among us is a ruff game
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What bed time story is a favourite among all trees?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
Itβs always at the centre of a tension.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you call an Italian playing among us?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Him: Do you want to play among us tonight?
Me: Sure, what are you playing?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
America made Among Us, whatβs Europeβs equivalent?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, hereβs my favourite:
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Son: Hey dad, you wanna play Among Us?
Dad: Sure, but what are we playing?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You know, if a cat or dog plays among us, they will wanna be the...
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called βTallyβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?
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︎ May 22 2020
Among all the words in the English language, βsubcutaneousβ is my least favourite.
It really gets under my skin.
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︎ May 05 2020
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Trying to grab some toilet paper among the crowd at Costco was really traumatic.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
There's a new epidemic among forensic doctors.
They call it 'coroner virus.'
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine
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︎ Mar 24 2020
My English teacher gave me a D on my literature essay. Among other things, my Works Cited page was apparently βtoo short and informalβ.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
This Has a Place here among us
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︎ May 11 2019
Dad: Someone among us is an owl.
Me: Who?
Dad: Narrows eyes suspiciously
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︎ Sep 21 2019
CDC is warning farmers of a new virus rapidly spreading among barn-cats and farm-dogs nationwide
They are calling it βWoof and Meowth diseaseβ
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Among all the subreddits I visit everyday, I enjoy r/citrus the most.
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︎ Apr 25 2019
A tired farmer was successfully hiding among his crops to avoid his nagging wife.
You could say he was out standing in his field
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What language is only spoken among mailmen?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
The political fights among the bears in the Arctic have gotten really nasty lately.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
It's well known that incest was rampant among the English nobility...
But did you know that the Earl of Sandwich was completely inbread?
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︎ Feb 16 2016
Did you hear? The unemployment rate among doritos tacos is higher than other tacos!
Apparently one in three was fired last year.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Statistical analysis shows that quality of life among dwarves is very poor:
6 out of 7 are not happy.
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︎ Apr 13 2016
What is the most common liver condition among Canadians?
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︎ Aug 18 2016
Youtuber Jake Paul is most known among teenage girls. One might say he's a minor celebrity.
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︎ Nov 28 2017
Went to the store yesterday and had some Life cereal among my groceries. After we paid I picked up the cereal box, looked my wife in the eyes and said, "I guess this is my Life now"
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︎ Sep 19 2016
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