I once did a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatre production about puns recently
I was excited to see a theater piece about puns...
...but it was just a play on words.
Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.
I’m excited to take my wife to this new musical about puns
It’s basically a play on words
I watched a skit about puns
You could say it was a play on words
I went to see a theatrical production about puns today...
There needs to be a theater production about puns!
You know...like a play on words
I'm doing a one man show about puns at my local theater.....
......it's a play on words.
Saw a theater production called Talk About Puns...
...I guess you could say it was a play on words
I'm opening a musical on Broadway about puns soon...
but due to budget cuts it may just end up being a play on words.
There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns
It's pretty much a play on words
So, a local theater is doing a performance about puns this weekend. Anyone want to go?
Never mind. I just read the reviews. It looks like it's just a bad play on words.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side removed?
The doctor said he is alright. The nurses say there is nothing left in him.
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
Did you hear they’re making a movie about the guy who invented the tampon?
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
They won the Nobel prize.
Orange you glad about this post
I am sick of my friend’s nonstop puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti still insists on doing it.
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
I asked the librarian where books about oil were located.
She said try the non-friction section.
Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
I have many jokes about the unemployed.
Sadly, none of them work.
Can we ban jokes about German sausages? They are just the wurst
Did You Hear About the Crosseyed Teacher?
She couldn’t control her pupils
I was thinking about opening a donut shop next to a marijuana shop and calling it....
I just thought of a great joke about second guessing
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
I’m writing a musical about puns.
I'm taking part in a theatrical performance about puns
I once did a theatrical performance about puns
It was a play on words...
I was in a theatrical production about puns
It was really just a play on words
I did a theatrical performance about puns....
Really it was just a play on words.
What do you call a Broadway show about puns?
Submit all puns that are about puns here....
There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns
It's pretty much a play on words
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