I once did a theatrical performance about puns.
I saw a theatre production about puns recently
I was excited to see a theater piece about puns...
...but it was just a play on words.
Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.
I’m excited to take my wife to this new musical about puns
It’s basically a play on words
I watched a skit about puns
You could say it was a play on words
I went to see a theatrical production about puns today...
There needs to be a theater production about puns!
You know...like a play on words
Saw a theater production called Talk About Puns...
...I guess you could say it was a play on words
I'm doing a one man show about puns at my local theater.....
......it's a play on words.
I'm opening a musical on Broadway about puns soon...
but due to budget cuts it may just end up being a play on words.
There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns
It's pretty much a play on words
So, a local theater is doing a performance about puns this weekend. Anyone want to go?
Never mind. I just read the reviews. It looks like it's just a bad play on words.
the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
They won the Nobel prize.
I asked the librarian where books about oil were located.
She said try the non-friction section.
I tried googling tips to stop procrastinating but I ended up reading about photography
Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve.
What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
I just thought of a great joke about second guessing
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
I am sick of my friend’s nonstop puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti still insists on doing it.
Have you heard the joke about butter?
I don't wanna spread it.
Courtesy of my 9 year old.
Did you here about the doctor who messed up the circumcision?
Want to hear a joke about potassium
I Keep Getting Emails About ‘Male Enhancement’
They go straight to my Junk.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with ansomnia?
They stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
So the doctor came in to ask me about my broken arm. He said, "will painkillers help?"
I’m writing a musical about puns.
I'm taking part in a theatrical performance about puns
I once did a theatrical performance about puns
It was a play on words...
I was in a theatrical production about puns
It was really just a play on words
I did a theatrical performance about puns....
Really it was just a play on words.
What do you call a Broadway show about puns?
Submit all puns that are about puns here....
There's a new show on Broadway that's all about puns
It's pretty much a play on words
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