I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...
It's only a draft at the moment.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Got this new book about zero gravity
I just canβt put it down
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I ordered a book about premature ejaculation
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I'm reading a book about anti gravity
It's impossible to put down
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I once read a book about WD-40.
It was in the non-friction section.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
PSA: Do NOT download any text books about pandemics.
My son did and now he has a bunch of viruses on his computer.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I went to the book store and asked the assistant for any books about turtles.
She asked " Hardback? " And I said.. .." yeah, and little heads. "
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I read a book about limbs taking over the world
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Have you heard about the new book by Rubik's Cube inventor ErnΕ Rubik?
It's full of twists and turns.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Over quarantine Iβve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so Iβve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I just read a book about the proper application of adhesive substances
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I was reading a book about Swedish cars.
It was quite the Saab story.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Reading a book about antigravity
Its very hard to put down.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Recently read a fascinating book about glue.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.
It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
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︎ May 16 2020
Finally finished my book about clocks and what we use them for
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I recently picked up a book about spies.
I read it undercover to cover.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Iβm reading a horror book in Braille. Something terribleβs about to happen.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Iβm going to write a book about how to make people agree with you.
Its going to be called The Brible.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlovβs dog and SchrΓΆdingerβs cat
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnβt sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Margaret Atwood new book about a dystopian orchestra
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I asked the librarian if there were any books about paranoia in the library
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Iβm reading a book about a world without gravity...
Itβs impossible to put it down.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
and I can't put it down !
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Iβve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, itβs impossible to put down!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I'm reading a book about antigravity...
It's impossible to put it down.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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︎ May 19 2020
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.
She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity
It's impossible to put down
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︎ Jul 16 2020
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