Nigh Puns

A list of puns related to "Nigh"

Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, “THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”

It might be farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “Repent! The End is nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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A bloke on a tractor just drove past and shouted “the end of the world is nigh”

I think it was farmer geddon

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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They ask me if it's pronounced "NEE-a-list" or "NIGH-a-list."

I tell them it doesn't really matter.

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👤︎ u/fgben
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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A guy in a tracker just drive past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh!"

Must be Farmer Geddon

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Every morning, my neighbor gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “The End is nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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Every morning, my neighbour gets on his tractor and starts yelling, “The End is Nigh!”

I hate living next to Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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A bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting, "The end of the world is nigh."

I think it was Farmer Geddon!

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👤︎ u/hirsty19784
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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A bloke in a tractor just drove past shouting "The End is Nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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👤︎ u/Greyclocks
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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