I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
That one takes the cake.
If you know any payphone jokes/oneliners/puns or play on words involving payphones please leave it in the coments. I didn't have a quarter to call anyone who cared so I ringed up redit.
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
Tartare
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
I’m running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is “chase your dreams” thank you to whoever makes me one!
I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.
Everyone has to be careful with child punography these days.
More than once I’ve spotted Dick putting.
Need help, can't come up with anything
It was a big rigamarole
Air-con
But I couldn't think of a tacky punchline.
Elongate.
We are cooking them tonight and I need some ammunition
I'm giving my boss a book as a gift and I want to write a punny inscription - bonus points if it's a dad joke because he loves dad jokes.
thanks!!
A Cairo-practor
Her response was "guess he had a shitty day". Dad joked by my own wife couldn't believe it.
Nun survived.
It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres.
My friend was disgusted about cutting up the plant to see its egg, so I told her to stop ovary-acting.
Facebook post:
We've only been dating a little less than 6 months, in high school, and she's already serving me dinner for the 4th time.
His comment (Father of 4 kids):
I've heard of second breakfast, but fourth dinner? Aren't you full yet?
