What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?
What's common between a GIRL and HITLER..?
Both removed POLISH with chemicals
What’s the difference between milk and yogurt?
Yogurt comes from a more sophisticated culture.
What's the difference between a boy clock and a girl clock?
A boy clock goes "tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" and a girl clock just tocks...and tocks...and tocks.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
Dating between carbon descendants
What is the difference between a radius and a diameter?
what's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer
A detective showed up at my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6
What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?
You can't make a enzyme...
What's the difference between a rock thrown at you and a crazy girlfriend?
It doesn't hurt when the rock misses you.
Difference between Iran and the US
In the US, women get stoned BEFORE sex.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
My buddy and I used to be Marijuana dealers and we always split our profits evenly between us.
What's the difference between going out with a Geologist and a Geographer?
One rocks, the other will give you the world.
What’s the difference between my wife and a lightbulb
You can unscrew a lightbulb
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
You will see one later and one in a while.
What's the difference between phyllo dough and kleenex?
They both look like tissue but only one will make you cry.
What's the difference between Outlaws and Inlaws ?
What is the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has strings
A fiddle has strangs
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
What’s the difference between someone going to prison and a guy who has a mobile knife sharpening business?
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
What's the difference between radical feminists and sumo wrestlers?
Sumo wrestlers have shaved legs.
Somewhere, between murder, and suicide........
There is a place called Merseyside - Milton Jones at the Apollo live
What’s the difference between a computer and an American?
The American doesn’t have any troubleshooting
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One's really heavy and the other one's a little lighter.
. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?
What is the difference between wife and terrorist?
Huge difference. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? (SFW don't worry)
Put them in water. If one floats, it's (a) boyant.
What's the similarity between an android user and a doctor ?
What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
Did you hear about the divorce happening between Steve Harvey and his wife?
Did you hear about the fight between 2019 and 2020?
My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].
I told her she had to choose one oar the other.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme...
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What’s the difference between taxes and Texas
At no point have my taxes ever been frozen.
What’s the difference between diameter and radius?
Whats the difference between an enzyme and a hormone
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
I don't know and I don't care
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