A regular bard-ershop quartet.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
A there-o
The 3 musketeers
Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not
credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit
He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.
As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.
Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.
When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,
"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"
Because i got hots for you
I wanna crush 40 robots.
Leave it to Thor
He wasn't capable to do it.
Now he is a "glad he ate"er..
They call him Iran Man
It didn't show up.
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
You argon far from serving a noble cause
An Al-Gore-Rhythm
The bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
It was nuts!
Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"
I handed her the dictionary.
Is it... Quark Kent...? Da dum tisssss
Wait, wrong sub
Look at me now, saving lives!
It’s called “Heavy Doody.”
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
Marvel obviously ran out of names for their heroes. They named him "Antman". Wouldnt it just be better to name him "Uncle"?
Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia
"I sea," said Aquaman
With great powder comes great responsibility.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
