The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
A limbo champion walks into a bar....
He is immediately disqualified
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?
Because he is not the best of the mall
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
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︎ Nov 04 2020
World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why is 2020 a champion?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
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︎ May 11 2020
The world champion at throwing boomerang died
He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do champions put in their hair?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese donβt want to recognize Ty won.
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Tennis champion right here
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
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︎ Oct 17 2019
The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
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︎ Oct 01 2019
When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion
I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested..
I hear they are gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ May 07 2021
Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
World limbo champion walks into a bar
He was instantly disqualified
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
The world tongue twister champion got arrested
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
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︎ May 01 2020
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
A limbo champion walks into a bar
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day
I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence
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︎ Jul 16 2019
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ May 11 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear theyβre gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
A limbo champion walks into a bar
And is instantly disqualified
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︎ Oct 24 2019
A Limbo champion walks into a bar
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
A limbo champion walks into a bar
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︎ Sep 26 2018
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
A limbo champion walks into a bar
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︎ Dec 25 2018
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
A limbo champion walked into a bar.
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