The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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A limbo champion walks into a bar....

He is immediately disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wTone_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?

Because he is not the best of the mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EquipmentNearby80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.

He had a deadly right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....

RIP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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World renowned tongue twister champion was officially charged in court today

They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why is 2020 a champion?

Because 2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroExp000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.

He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.

The called him the Jabberwookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?

Gaseous Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumblebeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion

If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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The world champion at throwing boomerang died

He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do champions put in their hair?

CHAMPoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tortol9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.

The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Tennis champion right here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOGBonBon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...

He was my roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.

He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion

I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerspud88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?

Checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.

It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_somnambulist_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Not to brag, but yesterday i beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poshnoshlosh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.

I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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World limbo champion walks into a bar

He was instantly disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gebhuza1972
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The world tongue twister champion got arrested

I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...

...they say he will be given a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A limbo champion walks into a bar.

He's disqualified.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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A limbo champion walks into a bar

He's disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitaniumPeak
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.

They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day

I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaeljsmith2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion

I imagine they'll give him a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagoblinshark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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A limbo champion walks into a bar

And is instantly disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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A Limbo champion walks into a bar

He loses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneCleanBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A limbo champion walks into a bar

He is disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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A limbo champion walks into a bar

He gets disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucatchu947
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was immediately disqualified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

He was disqualified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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