The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?
Because he is not the best of the mall
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
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︎ May 11 2020
The world champion at throwing boomerang died
He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
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︎ May 01 2020
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese donβt want to recognize Ty won.
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
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︎ Oct 01 2019
When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion
I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesnβt believe it.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
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︎ Sep 17 2018
The world ventriloquism champion was murdered yesterday.
His screams could be heard a mile away.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
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︎ Feb 08 2018
Why did the gas company like the world wrestling champion?
Because they heard he was propane (propain).
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︎ Nov 25 2018
What did the Australian chess champion tell his waiter when he was done with his meal?
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︎ Mar 29 2018
Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?
^^^Who ^^^was ^^^the ^^^1975 ^^^F1 ^^^World ^^^Champion?
Lauda
^^Who ^^was ^^the ^^1975 ^^F1 ^^World ^^Champion?
Lauda!
Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?
Lauda!!
###Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?
LAUDA!!!
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︎ Feb 08 2014
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
The world tongue twister champion got arrested
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
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︎ Jul 05 2020
The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day
I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ May 11 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear theyβre gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I got to have lunch with the world chess champion!
It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt though.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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