The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.

I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...

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Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?

Because he is not the best of the mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EquipmentNearby80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.

He had a deadly right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....

RIP.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Who was the heavy weight champion of farts?

Gaseous Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rumblebeard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion

If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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The world champion at throwing boomerang died

He got a new boomerang and threw away the old one

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.

Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.

The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.

He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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When I was younger I wanted to be the national limbo champion

I can see now I set the bar too low for myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerspud88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?

Checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.

It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_somnambulist_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.

The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless_IT_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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The world ventriloquism champion was murdered yesterday.

His screams could be heard a mile away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmidt_1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Why did the gas company like the world wrestling champion?

Because they heard he was propane (propain).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What did the Australian chess champion tell his waiter when he was done with his meal?

Check, mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TunaFaceMelt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?

^^^Who ^^^was ^^^the ^^^1975 ^^^F1 ^^^World ^^^Champion?

Lauda

^^Who ^^was ^^the ^^1975 ^^F1 ^^World ^^Champion?

Lauda!

Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?

Lauda!!

###Who was the 1975 F1 World Champion?

LAUDA!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomraider
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The world tongue twister champion got arrested

I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...

...they say he will be given a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.

They said he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion

I imagine they'll give him a long sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagoblinshark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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The world champion tounge twister got arrested the other day

I heard they're going to give him a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaeljsmith2018
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwinvias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I got to have lunch with the world chess champion!

It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psiursus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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