The Avengers Puns

A list of puns related to "The Avengers"

Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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👤︎ u/ggd_x
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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After the events of Avengers: Endgame, Professor Hulk opened a custom woodworking business

It was called Bruce Banisters

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👤︎ u/AllanCD
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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How did Chris Hemsworth feel after he started working out for the new Avengers movie?

Thor

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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All the Avengers got into a lift

But only one couldn’t get out of it.

It was Tony Stuck

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👤︎ u/foxtailavenger
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why are the Avengers so good with tools?

They’re always assembling

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👤︎ u/SpammyMcSpammington
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...

...for Ash Wednesday.

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👤︎ u/politterateur
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Which Avenger is the best gardener?

The Hulk, because he has a green thumb.

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👤︎ u/landracer2
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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a cow decided to fight the avengers

Ebony Mawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeww

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👤︎ u/Captainzx
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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👤︎ u/Elveri
📅︎ May 02 2019
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I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...

It'll be called Soup or Hero.

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👤︎ u/DefenestrateYou
📅︎ May 12 2018
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I believe the Avengers 4 title will be Avengers: Blindness

Because they lost their Vision

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👤︎ u/ProfessorMurica
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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Although Thanos is powerful, the Avengers still beat him

In a snap

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👤︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
📅︎ May 14 2019
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Who the most trustworthy Avenger?

The Credible Hulk

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👤︎ u/NINJAQKk
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do the Avengers shout when hitting a shot in golf?

Thor!

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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So one of the Avengers was shrunk, when asked if it was painful he replied,...

..."No, but I'm a little Thor."

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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(#spoiler)The Avengers are pretty much going to be fighting blind after Infinity War.

Because they lost their Vision.

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👤︎ u/Maimedbystander
📅︎ Apr 29 2018
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Cat-tain America the furriest Avenger imgur.com/LmuE952
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👤︎ u/WillAndSamsLoveChild
📅︎ Mar 12 2017
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The avengers went for an audition

And received ten nos

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👤︎ u/Guy_who_post
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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My dad is a big fan of Marvel comics, and we were watching the latest Avengers. He kept saying "Thanos is going crazy son, just watch it...

... he will snap anytime now."

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👤︎ u/Capetoider
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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Who was the main character of the Summer at the Beach spinoff of the Avengers?

Tan-os.

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👤︎ u/BiscuitsForCheese_
📅︎ Jul 17 2018
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I bought my dad a pair of socks depicting the Norse god from The Avengers...

He refuses to wear them in case they give him Thor feet.

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👤︎ u/Martlead
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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The Avengers must really love Daft Punk

They were up all night to get Loki

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👤︎ u/guto8797
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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I hear Tom Hiddleston is in the background of one of the scenes in Avengers 2

It's quite a low key appearance

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👤︎ u/Wigglesface
📅︎ May 03 2015
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I was watching The Avengers when my grandfather walks by...

...and he says "who's that?" I reply "that's Thor" He responds "well he's gonna be Thor after all that fighting" groan

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👤︎ u/unGRACEful09
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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My dad, while watching "Captain America: The First Avenger"

Dad: I don't get why that guy is bald.

Me: Why's that?

Dad: Everyone keeps calling him "Herr Doktor."

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👤︎ u/kilo_foxtrot
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Who is the best gardener on the Avengers?

Hulk, he has a green thumb

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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