Scientists name them Idontthinktheysaurus
I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.
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Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
It gives me porpoise.
Gator-aid.
They are calling them meta-taters.
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
Arrrrtichokes!
Taiwanasaurus Rex
It's not well known that among the species of plants taken aboard Noah's Ark was a very odd berry. This berry had a special property where if you ate too few at once they would be sour, but if you ate too many at once they would be bitter. Even stranger was that the right number of berries to eat at once for perfect sweetness was different for each person.
Shem would never take enough berries and would complain every time "Ugh! These berries are so sour! Why did we bring these plants?" Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat a couple more in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Ham would always take too many berries and would complain every time "Ick! These berries are so bitter! I'd like to toss the plants overboard." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you need to eat fewer in a mouthful to make them sweet."
Japeth would grab a random amount and whenever they were bitter or sour he'd complain "Why do these berries never taste the same? We should let the animals eat the plants so we don't have to eat the silly berries." Noah would reply "I've told you over and over, you should remember how many berries taste the best."
After a couple of weeks of this, Noah announced "I'm taking charge of portioning the berries. I've made notes of how many of them taste the best for me, my wife, all of you my sons, and your wives. At meals I'll give each of you the correct amount, and NO MORE COMPLAINTS!"
Another week passed and Japeth wanted some berries to take the edge off his hunger, but rather than wander all over the whole ark looking for his father he asked Emzara "Where's dad? I'd like some berries before lunch."
Emzara pointed to the storeroom and said "I thought you were tired of the berries? But there's Noah, counting for taste."
Axolittles.
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
Because they are G-I-ants
I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "
... Which goes to show that the female of the species is more Dudley than the male!
They're always living on the bleating edge.
Me: Species is cargo.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
I like them medium rare.
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
She's six. She's awesome.
EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.
They're algae.
The bark.
They're too orc'ward.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
It's called a unicornea.
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
They named it the lack toes n' taller ant.
Seems fishy but it's true.
I kid, you knot.
He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.
