Scientists name them Idontthinktheysaurus
This is due to the fact that the average house can't jump.
I’m not some sort of genus.
Fire Hydrants
And he was meteor-right
When I met him today, he asked me if I wanted to talk about the surgery, and I said, "Nah, I don't want to pry, mate."
Boy, what a Shih Tzu, I tell you what!
Beavers. They're all dammed.
All the scientists are raven about it
They're called McAques
It's a cousin of the mamm-moth
It was the yeast I could do.
"Fender Bender Menders??."
And they should be paid in Fender Bender Mender Tender.
And when you pay that, you're a Fender Bender Mender Tender Spender.
Pythonagoras
One sea turtle helped salvage his entire species by fathering over 300 kin. Afterwards, a young turtle approached him and asked, "Dad?"
He responded, "Probably."
The Deodor-ant
The Pelosiraptor
curiosity killed the cat
Illegal avian.
WWF.
Because they're tolerant
OK....
How am I supposed to spell 'ICE' again ?
It's called the axolitl
You have to look really hard though, they're bearly there
I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
Wagging tails vs tagging whales!
"Sorry, give me a moment or tree!"
B
A preliminary investigation confirmed a very large amount of dead birds on the roadway. According to the investigation, an overwhelming majority of these deaths were the result of an impact with an 18-wherler.
The state reached out to Boston College, Harvard, UMass, and MIT and created a team of experts in the fields of transportation, physics, ornithology, and animal psychology. These experts conducted a six-month-long study of the events around the Turnpike. Their goal was to determine why such a large number of birds were being killed by 18-wheelers.
The results of this study revealed that one specific species of crow (the Bostonian black) has a natural defense mechanism that allows it to audibly warn other birds of oncoming vehicles. Over time, the other birds come to depend on this audible warning. Unfortunately, there appears to be a defect in this defense when it comes to warning about the 18-wheelers.
Apparently the crow can say "caw, caw" to warn the other birds but it can't say "twuck, twuck."
Gator-aid.
In species of eight! 🪙
The Okay White.
I was bolled over when I found this fact.
They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?
A saladmander.
