I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.

It was a millennial falcon.

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A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and

Cost about $4.50

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Chemistry professor: It is impossible to be both acidic and basic at the same time.

White girl in the back: Hold my pumpkin spice latte.

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I had a dad joke moment today at the coffee shop. Didn't go well.

Ordered a pumpkin spice coffee:

Barista when it's ready: "Pumpkin?"

Me: "What did you just call me?"

Dead silence.

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