Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year ...
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
A friend told me that he made me a pumpkin pie. I was then given this. i.reddituploads.com/af7ab…
What's the easiest way to make pumpkin pie?
Divide the circumference by its diameter.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling
since its pi day and all
My sister made chili out of pumpkin pie mix..
I guess anything is "so-chili" acceptable these days..
Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?
Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.
He promised me pumpkin pie when I got home. I was disappointed
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Did you know that apple pie in the Bahamas is $1.50?
Did you know that apple pie in the Bahamas is $1.50?
Pumpkin pie in Barbados is $1.75
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What is the prettiest pie?
A pumpkin pie, it’s Gourd-geous.
I'm turning into my dad
So yesterday at work my boss decided to bring a pumpkin and pecan pie into our office for everyone to share. As i'm handed my piece and start to dig in to this glorious, delicious pie I say "I Pe-can't believe how good this pie is!"
Everyone bowed their heads in shame but I raised mine in victory.
