Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year ...

Or they might get autumn'y ache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What's the easiest way to make pumpkin pie?

Divide the circumference by its diameter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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A friend told me that he made me a pumpkin pie. I was then given this. i.reddituploads.com/af7ab…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Young_Busac
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?

Because it needed a filling

since its pi day and all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westin02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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My sister made chili out of pumpkin pie mix..

I guess anything is "so-chili" acceptable these days..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wuni_Shuikan
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why is pumpkin pie so much better than sweet potato pie?

Sweet potatoes are ungourdly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmomo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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He promised me pumpkin pie when I got home. I was disappointed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laaofa23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you know that apple pie in the Bahamas is $1.50?

Did you know that apple pie in the Bahamas is $1.50?

Pumpkin pie in Barbados is $1.75

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggrollio86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What is the prettiest pie?

A pumpkin pie, it’s Gourd-geous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EinarAsgeirsson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I'm turning into my dad

So yesterday at work my boss decided to bring a pumpkin and pecan pie into our office for everyone to share. As i'm handed my piece and start to dig in to this glorious, delicious pie I say "I Pe-can't believe how good this pie is!"

Everyone bowed their heads in shame but I raised mine in victory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxttrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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