These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Somewhere over the rainbow
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
Because the pilgrims were pious.
... too bad they weren't Turkish
-- credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --
He wasnβt to happy when it was a octopi
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(sing it, and youβll get it)
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
He was a pie-romancer.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
"Remember the a la mode!"
What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?
Boo-berry!
Remove the 'e'
"Good-pie"
So I had it placed in protective custardy
A Peach Gobbler.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.π€
She replied, β lol ok.β
Then I told her, βan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...β
She asked, β Are we going to these places?β
I said, β No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.β
Their menu was titled βThe Pie Rates of Pennβs Auntsβ.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
3:14
A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25
These are the pie rates of the carribean
They get taken into custard-y.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope thatβs ok)
Οr2, cake are round
Ο rΒ², cakes are round
Somewhere over the rainbow...
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I thought to myself, βThe streets seem strangely dessertedβ¦β
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Somewhere over the rainbow.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
πΆ Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie πΆ
The Pie-rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
