Pecan Pie Puns

A list of puns related to "Pecan Pie"

Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/Low_Acanthisitta6716
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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In Jamaica, an Apple pie costs about $2.00, while a Pecan pie costs $2.50 and a Rhubarb pie costs $3.00. In the Bahamas, an Apple pie is $1.50, a Pecan pie is $2.00, and a Rhubarb pie is $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/Quartz_Knee
📅︎ May 28 2019
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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/whoathunderroad
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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I'm turning into my dad

So yesterday at work my boss decided to bring a pumpkin and pecan pie into our office for everyone to share. As i'm handed my piece and start to dig in to this glorious, delicious pie I say "I Pe-can't believe how good this pie is!"

Everyone bowed their heads in shame but I raised mine in victory.

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👤︎ u/foxttrot
📅︎ Nov 12 2015
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