20 Hilarious Pecan Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know Pecans are one of the most positive type of nuts out there...

Else, they’d be called Pecants

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👤︎ u/ash_bel

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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What do you get when lightning strikes a pecan tree?

Nuts and Bolts. ⛈

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👤︎ u/boop66

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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In Jamaica, an Apple pie costs about $2.00, while a Pecan pie costs $2.50 and a Rhubarb pie costs $3.00. In the Bahamas, an Apple pie is $1.50, a Pecan pie is $2.00, and a Rhubarb pie is $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/Quartz_Knee

📅︎ May 28 2019

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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/whoathunderroad

📅︎ Feb 21 2018

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I had a Mini Coconut Pecan Wookie Cake today at lunch

It was a little chewie.

#MayThe4th dad jokes

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👤︎ u/shadowfu

📅︎ May 04 2017

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Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?

Punchline

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👤︎ u/Tippopotamus

📅︎ Jun 01 2020

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Why did the almond close the blinds?

Because her neighbour was always pecan.

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👤︎ u/leif_hans

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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A walnut can't run down your leg

But pecan

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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I was about to try a new diet

I was about to try a diet of almonds, pecans, cashews, and pistachios. Once I told my doctor, he told me to try a diet that wasn't completely nuts.

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👤︎ u/RockerSwitch

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?

I’m a cashew

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👤︎ u/chocolateechidna

📅︎ Oct 16 2018

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I hate playing hide and seek with tree nuts

They're always pecan

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla

📅︎ Feb 21 2020

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I carved this jack’o’lantern yesterday...

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👤︎ u/MathHatter

📅︎ Oct 24 2017

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What does a nut allergy sound like?

CASH-EWW!

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_

📅︎ May 22 2019

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What's a Crows favorite type of nut ?

PECAN PECAN!

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👤︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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What did the peanut say when his cousin was being bullied?

Pecan someone your own size!

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👤︎ u/Popes1ckle

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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The cheesecake was picking on the cookies. The pie came over to break it up.

And said “Hey! Why don’t you Pecan someone your own size!”

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👤︎ u/Owens2k3

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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👤︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15

📅︎ Dec 20 2017

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My girlfriend asked me "if I were ice cream what flavor would I be?"

I said butter pecan. So I could butter her up and take a peak of those cans.

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👤︎ u/Beaan

📅︎ Jul 06 2016

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I'm turning into my dad

So yesterday at work my boss decided to bring a pumpkin and pecan pie into our office for everyone to share. As i'm handed my piece and start to dig in to this glorious, delicious pie I say "I Pe-can't believe how good this pie is!"

Everyone bowed their heads in shame but I raised mine in victory.

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👤︎ u/foxttrot

📅︎ Nov 12 2015

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