I’ve always enjoyed canning (vegetables). What did one canner say to another?
Let’s talk while we can.
Canning pickles is a serious tradition in my family.
No really, it's a big dill.
My wife, who loves canning, asked if she could go to the fermentation festival.
I said she could go as long as she doesn't get pickled.
What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
My wife doesn't think so, but I think I'm ready to be a dad
She was getting out the canning set to make some jams
me: honey, this is the canning set, you can't jam with this
her: what? why?
while grabbing my guitar you jam with this!
I've never seen her roll her eyes that much
