My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

"Look at what kids your age make in China!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Did you hear about the tin can conspiracy?

The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inTRONet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Why did little billy get sad at the tin can recycling centre?

It was soda-pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charcocoa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I was getting annoyed about the can opener breaking on the tin..

My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsyouNOme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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Either I'm too tired or I'm just stupid, but can someone explain this pun to me because I don't get it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/woohoo1900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Can a match box?

No but a tin can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophetshuldham
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I bought a Wooden Whistle

But it wooden whistle

So I Bought a steel whistle

But it steel wooden whistle

So I Bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

So I Bought a copper whistle

But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle

So I bought a tin whistle

Now I can whistle

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Can a shoe box?

No, but a tin can.

That's a rubbish joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreSince85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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A Pun Worthy of Olympic Gold

Have you heard about these terrible hotel conditions in Sochi? I even heard that they have had to shit into a can. Ya, the news keeps mentioning this poo-tin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pennykid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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My mother's first dad joke.

So when I was cooking in the kitchen (which is very narrow and small) I accidentally brushed up on a loosely closed tin can of Door Varnish spilling it all everywhere. I had to explain after I tried to clean it up to my mother and brother.

Me: So yeah, I spilled the whole can of door varnish on the kitchen floor and the hallway, it's going to hard to walk around for a little while.

My Brother: changes conversation Anyways are you free tomorrow, Mum?

My Mother: Yes, but first we must get out of this sticky situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePeachyPanda
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Can a match box?

No but a tin can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaughtUpInTheTide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Can a cardboard box?

No, but a tin can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikbob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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Can a match box?

No, But a tin can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaCrafta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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