When they bring a coaster.
... well. It made Bud wiser!
Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.
like when you have to change someone's mind.
I was pouring a beer. My 5yr old daughter said stop, it's gonna explode...
I pour slowly and fit it all in the glass.
Daughter said "if you had two cans it would have exploded"
I replied "If I had toucans, I'd start a zoo!"
The weasel asks, “What can I have?”
The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
Please raise your finger if you know the answer.
It made bud light
Luckily it was light beer.
Spud Light
I thought, “Wow! This speaks volumes.”
It feels great to be finally recognized for my achievements.
The son says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three different pet stores before I found one that sold toucans.".
They lost the opener!
^^^^my ^^^^dad ^^^^tells ^^^^me ^^^^this ^^^^joke ^^^^every ^^^^damn ^^^^year.
Because he is a tea totaller.
I just taught you how to say "bacon" with a Jamaican accent!
Ein Stein!
He said it was alcohol abuse.
Because they lost the opener.
Because the Bears lost their home opener.
It made my Budweiser.
