An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
Why can't people without legs drink milk
Who can drink petrol in the family?
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?
I get sad when I have to crush my drink cans
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...
... but it's worth a shot!
Do you know who can drink 20L of petrol?
My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight.
Personally, I think it's neat.
Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?
How much soda can a tropical bird drink?
My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: “Can you drink it?!”
So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”
I can drink all my friends under the table, said my pal.
So nobody sees that you are drinking them? I asked
Who can drink 6 liters of gasoline and not get sick?
Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.
They could call them coughy filters.
Who can drink 2 litres of gas?!
Do you know who can drink a gallon of gasoline and not die?
Why can’t the club footed nazi drink milk?
Because he lacks toes and tolerance
A man told me that throwing my drinks at him wouldn't hurt because I only drink soft drinks. But he was laid out when I threw a can of Arizona.
I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.
Who can drink four gallons of gasoline?
Not many people can drink gasoline
Who can drink 5 litres of fuel?
I was in the pub having a drink when a girl came up to me and said she can show me a good time. So I followed her out the back where she took off her top...
...and she ran 100m in 10 seconds
Why can’t the seven dwarves drink at the bar?
Can a werewolf drink Coors light?
No, because it's the silver bullet.
I invented a revolutionary new kind of beer. The bursting of the CO2 bubbles once the bottle is open can actually filter the air around you as you drink.
I call it the HEPA-weizen.
Did you know we can drink lava?
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Baristas can use bubble-y cream to draw amazing shapes on top of your drink.
Foam is where the art is.
[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods
Example: Depresso, Anxietea
"You can't drink from that fountain you'll get sick"
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"How about something to eat?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"What about some peanuts?"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
The anteater replies, "I was born with it!"
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
Who can drink two litres of petrol?
Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?
Who can drink 5l of petrol and not get sick
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet?
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick?
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol without getting sick?
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol?
I crush soft drink cans for a living
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