What is a Dentist's favorite energy drink?

cavity. Kava tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbrowny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?

Taurine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaitmun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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True Story: An energy drink was just banned after it was found to contain Viagra

It was hard to let go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleyrat66
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, β€œYou are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.”

The weasel asks, β€œWhat can I have?” The bartender replies, β€œI have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
β€œPop!” goes the weasel..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lavacadotoast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"

Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.

Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilbrent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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My Birthday Last Year

I'm an audio engineer and I do a lot of bass-heavy stuff like trap and a couple older-style rap groups. With that in mind, my dad decided I needed a pair of 12-inch subs and an amp for my car. You know, to fill out the bottom end a little.

So, the day of my birthday, I was in town at my parents' house. He told me to get in the car with him and we start driving. I ask him where we're going but he tells me it's a surprise.

We roll into the parking lot of Subway. He had already ordered ahead and told me to wait in the car for my food. He brought out two 12-inch subs... and an Amp energy drink. My dad, folks.

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