Red bull gives you wings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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To the scumbag that stole 300 cans of Red Bull from my store,

I don't know how you can sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My house got broken into last night and they stole over 100 cans of red bull..

I don’t know how they sleep at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tackit286
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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There is a bunch of teenagers in my town who keep stealing Red Bull from convenience stores.

I don’t know how they sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuirkySpend
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I saw Kian from Westlife drinking a can of red bull. I said β€œcome on mate, make your mind up”.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewbowers88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I had a Red Bull after my coffee today, I didn’t need the caffeine.

I guess that makes it a Red Bull without a cause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cam956
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Red Bull is going to be merging with the company that makes Viagra

Their new slogan: "It gives you wangs!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuercusMax
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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Red Bull should make a drink called Paul McCartney.

Because he gave us wings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberJaws
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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A red bull walks into a bar

The barman says "hey there's a drink named after you "

The bull says " what, Steve?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skottagecheese
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...

It's big red flag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNova_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull.

It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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This farmer had a prize show bull.

This bull had won best in show awards. Groomed daily, perfect stance, it was a great bull.

One day the farmer goes out and sees the bull has gone cross-eyed. This was going to ruin ant chance of future awards, so he called the livestock vet out.

The veterinarian gets there and examines the bull, realizes he's seen this happen before and grabs a narrow metal tube from the back of his truck.

He brings the tube over and jams the tip of it into the bulls hind end and proceeds to blow as hard as he can through the end of it.

The farmer looks at the bulls eyes as the vet is blowing into the bulls backside and says "it's working! I see his eyes straightening right up, keep doing it!"

The vet blows and blows his face and cheeks turning red and finally says, "I'm out of breath I can't do it anymore, his eyes are almost straight you'll have to finish"

The farmer comes over and grabs the tube, pulls it out, turns it around and puts it back in the other way, the vet stops him and says, "What on Earth are you doing?"

The farmer says, "Well I don't want to put my mouth on the same end you did!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Can't believe I didn't see this one coming

Me: This can of diet Red Bull has 5 calories

Dad: Well, don't eat the can and save yourself 5 calories!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linguini_Rose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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My dad finally found he can send jokes via text message. Someone kill me now.

My pop just dropped this one via text message:

I used Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee this morning... Got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XKMLP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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Someone stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local store.

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store

I don’t know how he sleeps at night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditballer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Some thieves stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local convenience store.

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I can’t believe some burglars broke into our local convenience store and stole 300 cans of Red Bull.

I don’t know how they can sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Some thieves stole 50 crates of Red Bull from my local store

I don't know how they sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladstoneBrookes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I see someone just stole 5000 cans of Red Bull.

How do they sleep at night!?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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