Chaleo Yoovidhya Puns

Question

While Dietrich Mateschitz worked as a marketer for the German company Blendax, he visited Thailand on a business trip. During his stay in Thailand, he bought a product on the market that he found worked wonders to cure his jet lag.

Sensing a business opportunity, he contacted the maker, Chaleo Yoovidhya of TC Pharmaceuticals and together in 1984, they launched ___ ____, which was a modified version of the product to suit a more western taste, and exported it to Dietrich’s home country of Austria.

Subsequently, the product would go on to become the world leader in its category.

Name the product.

Answer

>!Red Bull!<

Red Bulls founder, Dietrich Mateschitz.

Red Bull is an energy drink company founded in 1984 by Dietrich Mateschitz and Chaleo Yoovidhya.

The company is world renowned for its marketing strategies which often included sponsoring “extreme sports” such as cliff diving, skiing and skateboarding.

Over the last fifteen years, Red Bull have brought their brand into the football world, taking control of teams in Austria, Germany, Brazil, Ghana and the United States.

Today we will look at the these teams and how they have preformed since Red Bull have taken over their side.

Website version available here: https://calcioeffect.wordpress.com/2021/05/06/402/

I hope you guys enjoy.

**Only counting major trophies in this list**

FC Red Bull Salzburg

Formerly known as SV Austria Salzburg, Red Bull bought the club on 6 April 2005 and completely rebranded the side.

Red Bull changed the teams name, staff, management and even the teams colours, switching from the clubs traditional violet and white to red and white.

Red Bull even declared that “this is a new club with no history” and originally claimed that they were founded in 2005.

Many fans of the original SV Austria Salzburg went on to form a new club known as “Austria Salzburg” after many failed attempts to get Red Bull to acknowledge and embrace the clubs history.

The most Red Bull was willing to offer to fans was to make the goalkeepers away socks the clubs original violet colour.

Giovanni Trapattoni was hired as the coach of the team in May 2005, with Lothar Matthäus also being brought in as a trainer. Red Bull Salzburg won the Austrian Bundesliga at the first time of asking, securing the title with five games to spare.

Red Bull Salzburg in October 2005.

Over the past fifteen years, Red Bull have won eleven league titles and eight domestic cups. Throughout the years managers such as Roger Schmidt, Ricardo Moniz, Marco Rose and Jesse Marsc

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.