How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! π
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I asked my dad why i crave pumpkins every Halloween
"its because you're dyslexic son"
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︎ Oct 30 2020
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Pumpkin Pi
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Slipped on a pumpkin today
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
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︎ Nov 10 2020
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Did you hear about the bullfighting pumpkin?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.
He had a real gourd complex.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
A pumpkin spiced latte joke should contain the set up, followed by the punchline and
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What did one pumpkin say to the other?
You're looking pretty gourd today!
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Is it too late for a pumpkin pi ?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My girlfriend has a fat orange cat that looks like a pumpkin. She tells him heβs beautiful.
I tell him heβs gourdeous.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What kind of trees grow near pumpkin patches?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year ...
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I took my kids to a pumpkin farm today and they had an electric fence around their parking lot.
As I placed my hand on the fence I told my kids "I'd be shocked if this is on!"
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What is a pumpkin's circumference divided by a pumpkin's diameter?
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year
Sorry to squash your enthusiasm
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What do you call a night watchman at a pumpkin patch?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Did you hear about the pumpkin seeds that were drilled out, and then left alone with nothing to entertain them?
They were bored out of their gourd.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why do pumpkins sit on peopleβs porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
How do you fix a pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
How do you heal a broken pumpkin?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Why do pumpkins sit on peopleβs porches?
They have no hands to knock on the door.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
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