Fish Species Puns

Hairing

... but it turns out that was a dead herring.

Betta fish.

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

One of them says "so how do I drive this thing"

One says to the other: Can you smell fish?

Employee: This is a beta fish. They're a really pretty species, but be careful if you are going to have other fish in the tank because they are very aggressive; it's generally not a good idea to have that. Dad: Interesting... I would imagine that the alpha fish would be more aggressive